Short of hiring one of those cheesy romance novelists (which I actually recommend in most cases), you need to demonstrate your ability to string at least a couple paragraphs together, even if it’s a recap of how you and your buddy drank too much and decided it was a good idea to turn your parents pool into the final battle from On the flip side of the equation, women can usually keep their personal summaries a tad shorter.
So what lessons can everyone take from this truncated list of my own advice?
– Men, the quickest way to a successful profile will require immediate enrollment as an English major at your nearest state university.
Suffice it to say, the first thing a potential online female suitor looks at is what you have to say.
(Remember, they aren’t as visual as us neanderthals) If your guess was wiener, please re-read the paragraph above.
Examples of such details might include: children, ties to international mafias, criminal records, past marriages, current marriages, vows of chastity, etc.