What, then, could spark a bigger media circus than a "secret romance" between George Clooney and Benazir Bhutto's 26-year-old niece, Fatima?
Newspapers across the subcontinent were thrown into frenzied excitement yesterday when America's most influential supermarket tabloid claimed that Clooney had embarked on a long-distance relationship with Ms Bhutto after meeting her at an international conference last year.
But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level.
According to the grapevine, Fatima Bhutto is dating George Clooney.
“But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level and spend some serious time with him in the US.” “Tricky long distance, Pakistan-to-US dating logistics aside, we think the two would make a nice couple. She’s a far cry from Clooney’s last girlfriend, the Fear Factor contestant, Sara Larson.