In the past, we’ve seen burgers as large as a 100×100, but In-N-Out changed their policy and now a 4×4 is as large as you can get. Even old hands at the secret menu are often surprised when you order this item and actually receive it. I suspect In-N-Out is also aware this is an Arnold Palmer. Palmer money to call it that, so In-N-Out chooses not to. Not all suicides are created equal, and this one tastes pretty good. You can order both your burger and fries with no salt added.
We managed to get ourselves a 20×20before that rule went into effect, though. You can ask for a packet, or get them diced on the bottom of your burger by asking for “chopped chilis.” Several sites refer to them as “jalapenos.” They look like peppercinis to me. This makes them taste worse, but they are marginally better for you.
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Once again, the lovely cashier had no idea what I was talking about.
But ordering the non-existent “On the Sal” taught us something important: Although she had no idea what I was talking about, the cashier was perfectly willing to give me an “On the Sal” if I could describe it to her.
A “2×4” is a burger with two beef patties and four slices of cheese. Also known as a “Wish Burger” — presumably a reference to a song from 1957 by the Chips.