Oh, and never ice the dogs’ genitals in an attempt to separate them.
Preposterous as it sounds, coyotes, foxes, and wolves do it this way, too.
In fact, people seem rather fond of uploading movies of their dogs in the awkward position, complete with bizarre mood music.
But watching these videos will make You Tube think you want to watch more animal sex videos—lions, tortoises, turkeys—and before you know it, your Internet history starts to look really, really embarrassing.
However, when a male dog humps, he’s mostly just trying to get his reproductive organ in the right spot.